Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys’ Favorite Jokes

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I Want My Mullet Back – Redneck Haircuts – 101

Wait no more, the controversial redneck, countryboy/cityboy haircut has been making a silent comeback. It just hasn’t made the obvious surfacing it did in the 80′s and 90′s because of the variations. The Business in front, Party in back, mullet haircut has variations through the years, from David Bowie, Billy Ray Cyrus to the Beastie Boys. Billy Ray was the country western singin’ mullet god, he made it famous. Now, Florence Henderson is the only female that comes immediately to mind, that had a mullet, (you know the Mom from the Brady Bunch), I’m not sure if that makes her business in front, and party in back though, if you know what I mean.

When Huck Finn said, “he was confiding and mullet headed” he was referring to stupidity, like the fish, not the haircut. So that is not to say that mullet headed and having a mullet haircut are they same, is it???

The Mullet now has variations such as Skullet, (which means shaved head or bald on top and long sides and back), Frullet, (which means shaved back and sides and a long piece that hangs in your face like the young hip-hop kids), Mo-Hullet, or Mulhawk, (which is a Mohawk with a long back piece) and a Fullet or Grullet, (which is the female version). Now they tease, wax, spike, and multi-color the business part, to give it originality and punk it out. But there are still some diehards, you know some I’m sure, that still have the same mullet cut they had in the 80′s and 90′s because they don’t know how to grow it out to something different, or they refuse to whack the ponytail part.

The mullet’s origin is mainly blue collar, redneck so that they could go to work and have the longer ponytail down the shirt, if dress code prohibited it, then come the weekend, you were a good ole’ boy party animal. It’s been popular with country western, heavy metal rockers, ice hockey and soccer players and of course, wrestlers. Well, the good news is that it is now more acceptable to be non-acceptable than it was in the past. You can sport a mullet with hair down to your butt, as long as you are a hard worker, and able to keep it from getting caught in the meat grinder at work, (OHSE rule).

Now, if you are a diehard redneck mullet fan, they have festivals. The first one is the 2nd weekend of October in Swansboro, North Carolina, and it features arts, crafts, music and up to 50 different ways to cook mullet, (the fish). They broil, grill, fry, saut?nd do all kinds of things to mullet. In Niceville, Florida on the 3rd weekend of October, they have one called the Boggy Bayou Mullet Festival that features arts, crafts and music, and different ways to cook mullet, (the fish). The both are really festivals to celebrate the fish, but many rednecks use these festivals as an excuse to show their devotion to the mullet and sport their own mullet haircut. Honest. Only thing is, if you’re mullet headed, are they referring to the haircut, or stupidity like the fish?

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My sister is dating a felon, what should I do?

My sister has been dating this low life for over five years. He does nothing but mistreat her and cheat on her. He just returned from prison for being caught at a cocaine spot after purchasing enough for him to deal himself. My sister has stood by him the whole time as he has accused her of cheating, while she hasn’t and he has. I have tried to talk to her about it, but she avoids the topic. I have given her a few months to think about what I said and I don’t think it has really helped. The sad thing is that many women go to jail/prison for their boyfriends. She let’s him drive her car and helps him in every way she can. I told her that it only enables him and he seems to be heading back on the same path he was on before.

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What do you get a redneck for a one month anniversary? serious question!?

I started dating an all american redneck a few weeks ago add i was wondering: what the hell do you buy a redneck for an anniversary?
he hunts and does all the outdoor stuff but i dont know what the heck to get the kid. hes 17 if that helps.

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Do you think i’m a low life?

I go to work everyday and save most of my money. However i also bet on sports everyday. Im pretty good at it and win more than i lose. Also most of my friends are strippers. I hang out with these girls often inside and outside the club. I refuse to date anyone as i dont need to get hurt again or give away half my stuff but i will sleep with almost any girl as long as she’s somewhat good-looking. Does this make me a low-life?

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The Redneck Riviera: a Great Vacation Spot

France and Spain have the Costa Del Sol and Riviera. Rednecks have the Emerald Coast and the Redneck Riviera, stretching around to arguably the sexiest city in America, New Orleans. Starting from the Apalachicola area in Florida (that’s the bump between the Panhandle and the bend toward the south on the Gulf Coast) and wrapping around to the Louisiana shores, the Redneck Riviera boasts every imaginable playground for country boys and girls. Described by some as Mardi Gras with a beach, the Redneck Riviera is a great place to vacation, bikini-watch, surf, or just watch the sunset in a beach chair.

A small taste: deep-sea fishing, shallow river fishing (boat or fly or whatever you love), every imaginable watersport, gambling, military museums and the Blue Angels precision flying team, white sand beaches lined with fantastic bars and nightclubs, and tons of historical spots, good golf, and nearby attractions like Disneyworld. Some of the best places along the Redneck Riviera to stay include:

Destin, Florida, is the premier Florida destination for Spring Breakers, and it should be. A combination of incredible beaches and excellent bars and hangouts provide the best beach singles strip for hundreds of miles, and you’re guaranteed in the non-Spring Break season to find good deals on beachfront condos as well as lots of great restaurants with world-class food priced for your wallet. Just a few miles away, Sandestin provides a more upscale vacation experience, including a world-class golf course. Oh, and did I mention Destin is called the World’s Luckiest Fishing Village? Destin is renowned for its great deep-sea fishing, and you’ll find it easy to charter a boat to go out and catch that marlin.

Pensacola Beach is built on the barrier island off Pensacola, a military town. Because the community is designed to appeal to tourists and young military personnel (Navy and Air Force), you’ll find lots of singles hangouts, mostly filled with other tourists (the locals generally go over to nearby Navarre or to Gulf Breeze for bar crawling). The Blue Angels put on regular air shows here as well as impromptu practices, and the naval aviation museum is unbeatable if you love military aircraft. The Pensacola area is also great for blackwater canoeing, where tea-colored rivers flow gently out into the Gulf. Don’t trust maps here; ask a local. Hurricane Ivan a few years ago tore up parts of the island, and not all roads go where they claim.

Gulf Shores, Alabama is as far west as you can go and see those wide, protected beaches. Beyond here, the barrier islands that surround and protect Florida’s coast end are washed away by the wide Mississipi delta. This is a great golfing destination, but is also perfect for just relaxing and sitting in the sun with a margarita listening to some Jimmy Buffett.

Dauphin Island is just off Gulf Shores, and is filled with stilt-constructed homes designed to avoid storm surges that come every year during hurricane season. Like Pensacola, Dauphin Island has taken a beating from recent hurricanes, but it is still beautiful. It may be more family-oriented than a single redneck looking for company would like, but it’s a great place to go for a quiet weekend to explore a new relationship.

Need a little more? The Redneck Riviera is only a little distance from New Orleans on the Gulf Shores end, and not too far from Orlando on the Destin side, where Downtown Disney and other hangouts are increasingly attracting young singles to the region. And small ocean-going casinos set out regularly from Mobile for gambling cruises. You will find just about anything you’re interested in down in the Redneck Riviera.

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Funny Video: Tramp Stamp Barbie Totally Stylin’ Tattoos Doll Fail Toys Mike Mozart JeepersMedia

Funny Videos, Totally Styling Tattoo Barbie Doll Tramp Stamp “Funny lol Video” FAIL Toys Product Review video by Mike Mozart of The “Funniest Videos Ever” Channel jeepersmedia on youtube. This is the 50th Anniversary, lol, of Barbie Doll and Barbie has a Midlife crisis. So Barbie is Getting Tattoos! Totally Stylin’ Tattoo Barbie is one of the most controversial Failure Barbie Doll Toys in Years since the funny Fail Toy Pregnant Midge Mattel Barbie Doll. Please check out my other Jeepers Media Funny Vids on You Tube. I review Hilarious, Funny, bizarre and failure toys.

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Redneck dating personal

Here a young Southern gentleman tells a video dating service what he’s looking for in a mate. He sounds all right until he starts losing his cool at the end …

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